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Zero to Ten: Little Known LeBron James Statistics

Posted on: April 25, 2008 4:55 pm

Edited on: April 26, 2008 1:27 am

Score: 89

0.0 Offensive FECAL (Fouls Ever Called Against LeBron)

1.0 mm AFL (Average Fingernail Length)

2.0 NESIO (Nuts Every Sportscaster Is On)

3.0 SPD (Steps Per Drive)

4.0 Finals HMR (Heimlich Maneuvers Received)

5.0 GSPG (Gum Swallowed Per Game {might help explain the choking])

6.0 CFTM-P6FT (Clutch Free Throws Missed Per 6 Free Throws)

7.0 MPH-PPPA (Media Persons Hospitalized Per Pre-tip Powder Attack)

8.0 UMJC-PD (Unwarranted Michael Jordan Comparisons Per Day)

9.0 RC-PM (Referee Complaints Per Minute)

10.0 LAKKIFPSNPFLSTPAKCGBBTF150 (Little Asian Kids Killed In Factories Per Shoe Nike Produces For LeBron So That Poor American Kids Can Go Broke Buying Them For $150)

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SAMMCG-20 Reputation: 0 Level: Amateur Since: Aug 20, 2007	Posted on: April 25, 2008 6:01 pm Score: 91 This comment has been removed. Zero to Ten: Little Known LeBron James Statistics
Silversword551 Reputation: 79 Level: Pro Since: Feb 5, 2008	Posted on: April 25, 2008 6:07 pm Score: 88 Zero to Ten: Little Known LeBron James Statistics Yeah, let's add THCFFWUIAPGPM [ Reply to Comment ]
celticpatsox12 Reputation: 94 Level: All-Star Since: Nov 3, 2007	Posted on: April 25, 2008 6:13 pm Score: 87 Zero to Ten: Little Known LeBron James Statistics lol this is pretty funny. I think line 7 is the funniest. 7.0 MPH-PPPA (Media Persons Hospitalized Per Pre-tip Powder Attack) Thats funny. [ Reply to Comment ]
SAMMCG-20 Reputation: 0 Level: Amateur Since: Aug 20, 2007	Posted on: April 25, 2008 6:17 pm Score: 94 This comment has been removed. Zero to Ten: Little Known LeBron James Statistics
SAMMCG-20 Reputation: 0 Level: Amateur Since: Aug 20, 2007	Posted on: April 25, 2008 6:23 pm Score: 94 This comment has been removed. Zero to Ten: Little Known LeBron James Statistics
jazzicus Reputation: 95 Level: Superstar Since: Apr 4, 2008	Posted on: April 25, 2008 8:00 pm Score: 35 Zero to Ten: Little Known LeBron James Statistics LMFAO [ Reply to Comment ]
Rufus_Leeken Reputation: 0 Level: Amateur Since: Mar 19, 2008	Posted on: April 25, 2008 8:15 pm Score: 48 Zero to Ten: Little Known LeBron James Statistics Quite possibly the best and most accurate stat line I've seen for anyone in a while. [ Reply to Comment ]